"Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law"
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3/XXXX LEVEL 3/XXXX

CLASSIFIED

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter (Euclid maybe?)

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX-A is the memetic concept of the existence of laws governing avian society. Affected individuals are able to recite various laws, yet known laws vary between individuals. In all cases, SCP-XXXX-A has been referred to as "Bird Law," by those affected. The following is a list of documented laws.

SCP-XXXX-Ω is the inconsistent spontaneous manifestation of groups of Aves in various city parks across the world.

  • Do not steal other birds' shiny things
  • Do not damage another bird's nest
  • Do not steal other birds' eggs
  • Do not steal other birds' worms

Addendum XXXX/1: (this is gonna be about a bird lawyer and a court case of birds)