Coldposts, Volume 1

THE HALLS OF HONOR


FUCKING SATAN

Object Class: Fucking Satan





Tiny Star

SCP-999 has shown no effect on it.



Autistic Screamer

*Screams at 500 decibels.*



Number Hell

The only way of entering the chamber is to use SCP-3185[3] to teleport in, the exact coordinates to be entered are X(Latitude)-62.431074232920906, Y(Altitude)-4058, Z(Longitude)89.82421875.




Security Procedure Hell

The digital lock must have a █,7█9,986,666,7█7,659,9█8,666,753,█71,754,9
07,668,█09,286,105,6██,143,1█0,275,902,562,30█ bit encryption




No Peeking!

If you place an item on it you will not get it back.




One Super Cat

Ex. hydrogen cat, scp-998 cat, huggy cat.




Plague Pineapple Doctor

"I find pineapple to be most flavorful"




Choker

The informations end here, for more information contact [REDACTED]




Spooky Scary Skeletons

I was wondering if you wanted to spook some kids with me!




J.I.N's Brother

SCP-3114 was very angry about being locked up




Hands

3984 Seems offended by his Remark. Using a [REDACTED] Gesture to the D-Class.




Bendy

SCP-3127 is a black, humanoid organism with what looks like ink covering everywhere on its body except its face.




Dangerous!

SCP-3114 is dangerous!




Just Jello

How SCP-3116 regenerate is still unknown.




Exploding Pens

The moment somebody writes something down using it, it will violently explode