WWS Interviews

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Volunteer Interviews!

April 27th, 2014

WANTED: VOLUNTEERS!

Wilson's Wildlife Solutions is in need of more volunteers!

We're looking for folks with the can-do attitude it takes to wrangle, feed, and study the weird and wild of Clackamas County.

If you think you've got what it takes, mosey on down to the Wilson Terrestrial Center in Boring on April 27th! We look forward to seeing you there.

Please do not taunt the bear, she is testy.

Interviews!

Wilson: …

Clef: … Are you going to ask me any questions about volunteering or are you gonna gawk at me for another few minutes?

Wilson: Mister, are you aware your head is a giant spider?

(Wilson reads the list of scheduled interview candidates, looking at 'Nobody')

Wilson: Oh goodie, a break! I'm starving, I hope Faye brought tacos.

(Wilson leaves the office.)

GOI CHECKLIST
SCP Foundation- Interviews with Dr. Clef and Dr. Crow
GAW- lesbiangengar?
Nobody- lunch break
SPC- HELL NO
Black Queen- One dorky, one qualified with animals, one who wants to pet animals
Anderson Robotics- Offers to completely automate volunteers
Wondertainment- Havent we met already?

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