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SCP-XXXX-1.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Individuals partaking in SCP-XXXX events are to be administered Class-A amnestics. Information pertaining to SCP-XXXX is to be labelled as hoax or erased, with the publishers being located treated to Class-A amnestics. If possible, SCP-XXXX-1 are to be destroyed to halt SCP-XXXX events from progressing.

Nintendo Co., Ltd. and their possible affiliation with Las Vega based anomalous groups is to be investigated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon during which, a match of any variation of the card game "Poker" taking place in Las Vegas, Nevada will spontaneously become a match of the "Pokémon" trading card game.

An SCP-XXXX manifestation starts with the transmutation of all playing cards being used in the game into random Pokémon cards resembling pre-existing cards from varying time periods, collectively designated SCP-XXXX-1. viewing SCP-XXXX-1 directly causes the viewer to gain a temporary understanding of the rules of the Pokémon card game. The depth of this knowledge directly correlates to the viewer's knowledge of Poker beforehand. Indirectly viewing SCP-XXXX-1 via photographs and videos have no effect. Other elements needed for gameplay, such as a flipping coin, will manifest on the playing surface.

Once SCP-XXXX-1 has manifested, all individuals participating in the match will continue the match as if they had been playing the Pokémon card game from the start for often the same bets and wagers as before, setting up elements of the game that were not present beforehand. If more than 2 people1 are present, individuals will break off into pairs, and compete in tournament-style matches until their is a singular winner.

Shortly after there is a winner of the game, or the game is otherwise interrupted by outside forces, SCP-XXXX-1 will revert back to normal playing cards. All players will lose previously given knowledge of the Pokémon card game.

Addendum XXXX-1: During a undercover mission carried out by Agent Green to gain information on an anomalous humanoid trafficking ring in Las Vegas, Nevada, an SCP-XXXX event occured. After Agent Green removed PoI-3489's2 SCP-XXXX-1 Charizard card from the table with his SCP-XXXX-1 Pikachu card's "Thunderbolt" move, PoI-3489 became hostile, firing at Green with their sidearm.

Green and PoI-3489 then began exchanging fire, until one of the bullets hit the SCP-XXXX-1 deck, destroying them. SCP-XXXX-1 then began emitting a high-pitched screech, and proceeded to vocalize the following in an adult male voice:

NO! No no no they're all gone, just, god dammit WHY? There were some legendaries in there, my, NO! My holographic Articuno! Those cards are hard to come by! You, god, You guys get something actually fun to do and you ruin it, YOU JUST RUIN IT- (Pause.) No mom! I'm doing something right now I can't do the laund-

Green then terminated PoI-3489 with his sidearm, prematurely ending SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 reverted back to previous cards, now destroyed.

None of the destroyed SCP-XXXX-1 cards have manifested since this event.