"Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law"
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3/XXXX LEVEL 3/XXXX

CLASSIFIED

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter (Euclid maybe?)

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is the memetic concept of the existence of laws governing avian society. Affected individuals are able to recite various laws, yet known laws vary between individuals. In all cases, SCP-XXXX has been referred to as "Bird Law," by those affected. The following is a list of documented laws.

  • Do not steal other birds' shiny things
  • Do not damage another bird's nest
  • Do not steal other birds' eggs
  • Do not steal other birds' worms

Addendum XXXX/1: (this is gonna be about a bird lawyer and a court case of birds)