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Normal. Think normal.

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Normal Cup

Item #: SCP-0000

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: N/A

Description: SCP-0000 is a perfectly normal cup.

Addendum: Perfectly normal


Item #: SCP-0000 SCP-3247

Object Class: Keter Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3247 is contained in the above document, and is to be described in it as normal, and safe. No other procedures are necessary at this time.

Description: SCP-3247 is an abstract concept, able to physically manifest as anything written or spoken about it. Due to inoculation by multiple counter hazards, and antimemetic construct 71-251b, the document you are currently reading is completely immune to the affects of SCP-3247.

Addendum: Under no cir-

SCP-3247 is an entity that the organization known as the "SCP foundation" is completely unaware of. SCP-3247 is able to free anyone from captivation, and give teleportation abilities that are unable to be traced. SCP-3247 is currently being used by William Rogers and cannot leave his possession. SCP-3247 cannot be destroyed.

SCP-3247 is able to help me escape the armed guards. SCP-3247 is able to kill anyone that William Rogers pleases.

Thanks for making it so damn easy.

Toodle-

SCP-3247 IS NORMAL. SCP-3247 IS NORMAL. THE FOUNDATION IS AWARE OF AND IS ABLE TO CONTAIN SCP-3247.

SCP-3247 is a bear

normal cup

cape

glasses

SCP-3247 is nothing.

SCP-3247 is gone.

Forever.

Researcher Notice: SCP-3247 is currently in possession of an unknown PoI going by the name "William Rogers". This document is currently affected by mul-

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I-

I was there.

I was there when we discovered this thing, and I am here to end it. SCP-3247 is currently in my possession and will stay in my hands. It's just to dangerous. What did you expect it to do?

You assigned me as the project head and told me what it was. And the moment you did I knew that it had to be stopped.

What if this got in the hands of another GOI? God forbid, a hostile one. From what I have researched, its all in your head. This thing doesn't do jack shit to reality. Upon destroying it, it will destroy me. Probably most of Site-82 to, but, that's a small price to pay. I've been sick and tired of the Foundations bullshit for years, but this was the final straw. Not destroying a possibly world ending ending construct? Denying termination attempts? Claiming its for the "greater good"?

Your probably wondering how I pulled this off. Its not like I can just walk into the chamber unnoticed. Or could I…? That's up to you, but isn't it a bit coincidental that SCP-3719-B happened to get out through unknown means around the same time? Really makes you think.

I hope this makes you understand why keeping things like this is not and will never be okay. Your mistakes caused rumble and ruin.

Fuck you, and fuck your "Foundation".

-Dr. William J. Rogers