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Item #: SCP-001 Level 5/001
Object Class: Keter Classified

Area

Aerial view of SCP-001 taken in 1987


Special Containment Procedures

Three Fynegan-Obstruction-Disc's are placed around the perimeter of SCP-001 to prevent satellite imagery of the area. The Foundation has collaborated with the United States government to establish a no-fly zone up to around 30 Kilometers around SCP-001 under the guise of a military facility. All physical maps of Lincoln County in the U.S. state of Nevada are to have SCP-001 removed from them. All digital maps of Lincoln County are to be infected with BUG-00071

With the assistance of NATO, the United States government, and FA-005, "Alexander Emric Jones",2 the idea of SCP-001 and GOI-1776 has been reduced to a conspiracy theory.

All entities within SCP-001 are not to be recontained within the containment cells in SCP-001 due to the danger presented by entering SCP-001

The remaining members of GOI-1776 are to be located and executed.

Description

SCP-001 is the designation for the former United States/Foundation collaboration research and development site Area-51. Initially, SCP-001 was in the possession of GOI-1776 (Enlightenment) from 1898 until 1967 and served as a headquarters for GOI-1776 where several anomalous objects and entities were contained and produced

The interior of SCP-001 contains over 102 cognitohazrdous symbols throughout the entire facility. These symbols were first reported in 2009 following a tour of SCP-001 by then recently elected President Barack Hussein Obama.

Lumi

Non-hazardous recreations of the symbols within SCP-001

Upon perception of these symbols, the victim is instantly temporally displaced to SCP-001 as it appeared in 1937.

WRITE THIS UP LATER


Addendum 1

Documents recovered from GOI-1776

Welcome to Area-51!

Welcome to the greatest collaboration in the world consisting of everyone from war heroes to olympians and biologists to preachers. We are here to bring humanity to it's next stage. We will give everyone infinite power, freedom, love and protection. And we will control all of it. We will become gods over gods. We shall turn dreams and fiction in to reality and we will be able to contain all of it.

Welcome to the new Enlightenment.


Object: A-52;0374

Report written by Dr. Charles Chao

Code Name: King Lizards

Notes: This is a favorite of mine. The first one of these that we made was for old Woody when he fell in to a coma in '19. People might find out he had a stroke soon. Aktus says we got until the 2000s before people find out. We already got an official story of his wife handling things that we'll distribute by that time.

Now, the way we make these things is by taking around 5 lizards, grinding them up and mixing them with this mix of moonshine and petrol. Then we have to feed this to someone over a span of 7 days. Afterwards, we get our best hypnotists, Dr. Ed Lee-Muse, to make them believe they are the president.

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