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SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-3721

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3721 is to be stored in a specialized containment locker at a temperature of 7° Celsius. Personnel transferring SCP-3721 are advised to carry SCP-3721 by the handle only, keeping away from the cap.

Description: SCP-3721 is a 3.8-liter container of 2% reduced fat milk. The printed expiration date is December 31st, 2018.

Whenever an individual attempts to open SCP-3721, it will react violently, inflicting harm upon the handler. The exact method of attack is unpredictable, taking traits from animalistic, pugilistic, to highly destructive directional force. However, this is only gathered by evidence of such occurrences, as direct observation of the attacks has consistently occurred at inconvenient times. Because of this, it is theorized that SCP-3721 harbors a secondary probabilistic property preventing observation of the violent acts it commits.

Test Log: Below is a log of attempts to open SCP-3721. All tests were overseen by Researcher Danica.

Test #: 01

Procedure: D-1594 is instructed to open SCP-3721. All available personnel have been instructed to watch D-1594.

Result: D-1594 drops SCP-3721 in an attempt to guard their chest, which suddenly gained two large gashes down the center. Guard and research personnel halt conversation to aid D-1594. No visual on SCP-3721's attack was recorded.

Test #: 03

Procedure: D-5588 is instructed to open SCP-3721. All available personnel have had their personal devices confiscated. Four surveillance cameras have been installed in the testing chamber.

Result: D-5588's left arm dislocates, causing her to drop SCP-3721 and interrupt a scheduled mid-test break1. Surveillance cameras were not active during this time. No visual on SCP-3721's attack was recorded.

Test #: 05

Procedure: D-5588 is instructed to open SCP-3721. All available personnel have had their personal devices confiscated and have had lunch, as well as relief from other duties for the afternoon. Surveillance cameras are confirmed active and facing SCP-3721.

Result: D-5588 is found lying on the floor near SCP-3721 as staff return from a bathroom break. Multiple bruises were located on her torso and shins. Review of video footage revealed no interaction with SCP-3721. No visual on SCP-3721's attack was recorded.

Test #: 09

Procedure: D-3923 is instructed to open SCP-3721. Testing chambers have been locked from the outside, keeping present guard personnel in the chamber with D-3923. A research personnel monitors the room via the surveillance cameras.

Result: A gunshot is heard and D-3923 falls to the ground clutching their stomach. Guardsman Nestwool lies unconscious against the test chamber door. His standard issue Glock is found near SCP-3721. Surveillance feed was reported to cut off after all present personnel blinked simultaneously. No visual on SCP-3721's attack was recorded.



Test #: 11

Procedure: A remote-controlled bottle cap ejection device is constructed for the purpose of opening SCP-3721. It is to be affixed to the top of the object and activated once the handling staff have evacuated the testing chamber. Personnel are to observe the activation through the direct viewing glass.

Result: The device is activated with no immediate result. Two hours after initial activation, handling staff is instructed to inspect the device. During the inspection, the device is propelled into the ceiling. A maintenance examination shows that the device had been re-engineered in such a way that it would lift itself off the bottle cap at high speed. Engineering staff asserts that instructions were properly followed, denying any fault in the construction process.

Test #: 12

Procedure: A remote-controlled drone is constructed for the purposes of opening SCP-3721. Personnel has been evacuated from the testing chamber. 15 digital cameras have been installed into the walls to minimize damage.

Result: The drone violently explodes. A maintenance examination shows that all motors are unsalvageable. Camera feeds show a 2-second section of static at the moment of combustion. No visual on SCP-3721's attack was recorded.

Note: Engineer White has requested no further involvement in SCP-3721 testing.

Test #: 13

Procedure: A bipedal maximum security exo-suit is taken from the Site-864 armory and outfitted with precision object manipulation mechanisms with the intention of removing SCP-3721's cap. All surface plating and internal mechanisms have been reinforced to ensure success, as failure has been deemed unacceptable.

Result: DENIED